Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Funny names?
Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, I Don’t Know is on third–
That’s what I want to find out.
I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?
Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?
Tell me the pitcher’s name.